Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 02, 2022

Aunty, you’ve made a mistake. I always advise to have even numbers. When you have three, there is always tension. Whenever only two of ours were home, they played nice together, but as soon as the third came home, war broke out. Didn’t matter which combination.

In art class the teacher says an uneven number of items looks best.

please convince my family about it

Does she collect a variety of novelty condoms, or what?

Old joke: I heard of a woman who named her first set of twins Rudolf and Adolf and her second set of twins Getoff and Stayoff.

It’s a bad idea to let them outnumber you in the first place. Speaking from experience.

Aunty, you silly little Protestant you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt53afFXbrg

You must remember Aunty, every sperm is sacred.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzVHjg3AqIQ

But to continue trying!

When we first married, my bride said that she wanted twelve children. I said “OK……” We had our first and she said that six was a better number. I said “OK…….” We had our second and she said that two was plenty…

Sounds like in the beginning she had a considerable libido and then it wore off ;>)

Well, you do have three reminders to not get pregnant again…

Enough 5L wine and she forgets where they come from.

Only if you have the right to choose.

someday she’ll figure out how that happens…

Aunty has children? New characters to be added to the strip? This I gotta see!

3????