Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 13, 2022

Hope it’s not O- though coz that’s extremely rare too

When I was done with a shift, my patients were negative.

Unfortunately, you needed to be inoculated for that in childhood.

I’m beginning to wonder if patience, like the use of simple common sense has become a super power…

Now I know why you’re not named Patience.

Patience deficiency is becoming more and more acute. I recommend an increase in your alcohol intake for two weeks – just to flatten the curve.

Patience I have plenty of. Tolerance is an issue tho..

I’ve tested positive since I retired

if i need to test my patience i just visit costco…

One Vulture to another: Patience my A. I’m gonna kill something.

I had my patience tested. They could not find any.

Patience?! I don’t need no stinkin’ Patience!!

Patience belongs in institutions – Oh, that’s patients. Well anyway – that’s you Aunty. Sick.