Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 26, 2022

And those calories don’t count.

YUM!!

More likely, Aunty would want to know, “What are you DRINKING?”

Why talk when you can say it with pictures.

Leftover leftovers. Why do you ask?

Hoping to cadge an invite so you won’t have to cook?

Isn’t that what Facebook/Twitter/Instagram are for?

Aunty takes certain mundane things to olympic-sport levels

It’s also a way to diffuse nasty talk in a chat room.

Tonight is Vietnamese Spring Roll Pizza. How does that sound Aunty???

Ingredients

1 (12 ounce) package CAULIPOWER® Cauliflower Pizza Crusts

6 ounces broccoli coleslaw mix

3 tablespoons very thinly sliced red onion

1 tablespoon olive oil

½ cup peanut sauce

⅔ cup diced cooked chicken

½ cup shredded mozzarella cheese

2 tablespoons chopped fresh basil

2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro

1 tablespoon chopped fresh mint

Directions

Preheat the oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C).

Line a baking sheet with parchment paper. Place broccoli slaw and red onion on the parchment paper, drizzle with olive oil, and toss to coat.

Bake for 5 minutes; remove from oven, and set aside. Leave oven on.

Spread 1/2 of the peanut sauce on one of the pizza crusts. Top with broccoli-onion mixture, 1/2 of the chicken, and 1/2 of the mozzarella cheese. Repeat with second crust and remaining ingredients.

Place pizzas directly on oven rack and bake until crust is golden brown, 13 to 15 minutes.

Sprinkle basil, cilantro, and mint on each pizza before serving.

Or your favorite nosey…

i ask, in case someone mentions something good..

I don’t care what they eat or drink- -but what are they reading.

So you can run the gambit of ‘I could’ve had that’ to ’I’m glad I’m not having that’?

Auntie are you and my mom related?