Close to Home by John McPherson for June 25, 2022

Maybe you should change your mind.

Those are gi-ants.

It’s THEM.

You only need to run faster than her

Goodbye, Red. It’s been real.

Guess again!

save yourself Carl!

It’s THEM

Spoiler alert!!!

Them

These ants aren’t silly. These serious ants won’t let you spoil their picnic – they’ll soon invite you to be a part of their picnic.

They are normal ants, just very, very close.

They would scare me if they were that size. We have fire ants in the south and you do not want your blanket anywhere near them.

Famous last words…..she never saw them coming…

Umm, actually, yes dear. We are.

I wonder how strong ants of that size would be. They should be able to rip us a part really easily.

um… you might wanna start running now. :{

Better hide bleeb

… you’re gonna need a bigger boat!

Whoops… wrong reference!

The moment when he realized he was no longer at the top of the food chain.

A pure case of exremeism!

….nor uncles either hehe

They look like “fobs” from Teddy Ruxpin.

OK, you stay here and enjoy your picnic, I’m outta here.

My only advice is to shout RAID and hope for the best.

Empire of the Ants was a good movie. Have a blessed weekend my friends.

Anyone notice that for the last three days, Bleeb has been hiding behind trees? And, for the past two days, the same tree!

A flamethrower would come in handy right about now.

They are just tiny people!

Call Orkin©, or the National Guard.

Wonder if Bleeb has observed us enough and these ants are his method of wiping us out.

Turn around and you’ll see it isn’t nonsense!

Oh. I forgot something at the car. I’ll be right back…..

Those ants are big enough to be uncles.

Quick call Ant-man! Or Spider-man!

As bad as things are, at least we’re not living in Horror Movie World.

The late E.O Wilson would have been thrilled to see this.