The Barn by Ralph Hagen for June 20, 2022

Shouldn’t have chosen a female voice

And smelling a little musky.

Fuzzball’s too touchy.

Well, Rory, he’s right! Shut the door so other critters don’t come in…

Like he was raised in a barn or something…

Recalculating…

To quote Zaphod Beeblebrox " I shall go straight to your major data banks with a very large axe and give you a reprogramming you will never forget."

For those who remember “Knight Rider”, KITT was pretty lippy as well.