Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 13, 2022

The bobit-tibob…she will go both ways.

VR5 is real!

Pro golfers should be limited to a standard set of clubs, all the same, using hickory shafts, with persimmon heads for the woods, and standardized shape, weight and angles for the irons.

Unfortunately, that would seriously cut into revenue from endorsements.

…but how does it Twitter?…

…if I’m allowing for my wife to have a splitting headache…

…the least you can do I’d have him over for dinner…

…before she was Ma Bell…

…she was dumbell…

…this is Johnny Holmes…

…please hold…

…Mary, is it really you?…

…867 5309 is just an expression…

…this is the ex-president’s campaign…

…your one time contribution of $200.00 will be taken out of your account every month…

…factory yrotcaf

A switch snitcher?

Backasswards

Earnestine from the telephone company reaching the party to whom she is speaking ? Snort Snort

And does ‘it’ have the answers you need? Because if ‘it’ does, then that steady little clicking sound you hear is my wiretap.

I think Teresa just phoned this one in …

She married a telephone man who fell in love with long-distance … and hasn’t been heard from since!

Hell-O … Telephonically Lame-O …? YES-O …!

It puts the telephone to its ear

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Wow, props to her. It takes some big balls, or a severely twisted heart to do that. She must be the the only woman on earth brave enough to date It; evil clown that he is.

It telephones or it gets the hose again.

Too bad you don’t speak the English so well. Harder to communicate effectively, whether by telephone or not, this way….

You must be a recent immigrant to Froglandia?

Then(ヘ･_･)ヘ┳━┳the flip phone.