Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 07, 2022

preferably with nails sticking out of it

Is Aunty’s stress bat the opposite of a “comfort animal”?

Maybe you can borrow one from Rat over at Pearls Before Swine, Aunty?

I am reminded of the lovebat from Babylon 5 in the final season. I laughed at Capt. Lochley’s modified lovebat.

One of my bosses had a foam rubber stick labeled, “Compuflog.”

I try to save my stress for the morning when I work out so I can burn off the adrenaline physically instead of having it eat me alive from the inside.

I sometimes feel like that…

Sometimes you’re the ball, and sometimes you’re the bat.Sometimes you’re the windshield. And sometimes you’re the bug.

Aunty, you must be a descendant of the Jane (aka The Fat Broad) from B.C.

Move to NYC.

You are an old bat Aunty batty.

Know whatcha mean. . .every year, my “wellness” exam includes the query, “have you had suicidal thoughts in the past year?” My answer: NEVER. I have plenty of homicidal thoughts, however. . .

You’re already batty.

A pink Hello Kitty aluminum stress bat!

She is a stress bat. An old one.

I know some ding-bats.

holy batsh*t crazy, batman!

Here’s a good one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqIkXA5NR8U