Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 30, 2022

Aunty needs a better routine.

Dad gets on the laundry quickly. What’s nice about our washer and dryer (all our appliances, really) is that they don’t buzz irritatingly, but chime a little melody.

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Aunty Beware: In times past, people who believed in spontaneous generation — the direct emergence of living creatures from inanimate matter — supposedly thought that mice and other small creatures could arise from piles of laundry left out too long.

However, I doubt that dogs could appear that way. Although, unattended females have often had their litters in baskets of laundry.

If people so doubt the legitimacy of basic Science these days, maybe belief in spontaneous generation will soon make a comeback.

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You give female dogs a bad name, Aunty!

My wife will not let me operate two appliances, the dishwasher and the washing machine. She says I “do them wrong.” On the rare occasions when I do get to use them I wind up with clean dishes or clean clothes, so I do not understand what I’m doing “wrong.”

She chides me about having too many socks or underwear. However, this also means that we can go a long time between washings and have a complete load on both.

I only have a little over 2 weeks of clothes so it can’t pile up that high.

Ah yes, Auntie’s motto is simple, never put off until tomorrow, what you can put off until the day after tomorrow.

I’m b***hes too, Auntie; then again, there’s only me and my cats.

Bit.ches in tight britches…

Not sure I understand what the problem is here. I don’t do laundry until I have a full load. That’s being economical.

Days? It takes me a month to get 2 loads – one light, one dark – & I hang so many things to dry that it’s not worth running the dryer unless I’ve done 2 loads of wash.

“Bit​ches are so much better than regular women … they’re always in a good mood, they just dance around in their thongs and their high-heeled shoes, and you get to smoke bongs and play the XBox all day long, they never seem to mind. Bit​ches never complain; they never tell you to take your feet off the couch, or ‘we gotta go see my mother’. Bit​ches don’t even have mothers! I don’t know where they make the bit​ches.” —Greg Giraldo

Great. Cartoonists here can use the word b17ches in the abusive sense whereas we can’t use it to accurately describe or name female dogs

And after an exchange of emails with various sections of gocomics I can tell you they don’t give a danm about us not being able to use that VERY mild term of frustration either.Customer service? What on earth is that??!!