Close to Home by John McPherson for July 17, 2022

Is that right.

must have had a transfusion from a frat boy!

Donor excuses

What blood types are Cheech and Chong?

Must have had that transfusion before I was born!

It’s a well-known fact that Timothy was a duck.

Keep Eating like that’s gonna put you in the hospital.

So, was the donor a large young Brit or an American?

Hmmm, Darcon is looking for Bleeb in the chips bag, probably thinking Bleeb is trying to blend in with, and hide among, the chips. But, Bleeb has fooled him, circling around and taking the high ground.

Something wen wong with the blood purifying machine..

Well… that explains my cravings for Vegemite, Wichetty Grub, and Kangaroo!

Homer Simpson gave blood?

Yeah. Good! Let’s go with that. Personally, I’m of the opinion if I need a transfusion, I get to eat whatever I want for a couple of days.

Was the donor a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?

I’m type O (universal giver) and if that’s the case enjoy them boooy are you gonna enjoy red velvet and chicken parm

So I donated blood on Friday and they said my blood was going to babies. So I guess now some baby will be craving single malt scotch and rare steak.

Nice try. However, a good appetite IS a sign of recovery…..

I’ll have what she’s having!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dalcon, Bleeb, play nice now!!!!!!! :)

Let’s hope the blood donor is not a cannibal

Hopeful that chart at the end of the bed is the upcoming Stock Market.

Honest question: Can pregnant women donate blood? If so, cravings for pickles and ice cream can’t be far behind.

If the plans of the WEF come to pass our only food will be crickets and other bugs.

Statins in the IV ?

I never heard that before!!!

Deepak Chopra said something similar about organ transplant patients.