Lola by Todd Clark for July 25, 2022

Then go sit inside where it’s air-conditioned. Idjit.

It’s so hot even white collar workers are red necks.

It’s so hot that hot water now comes out of both taps.

It’s so hot my thermometer goes up to “Are you kidding me?”

It’s so hot Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.

It’s so hot I saw a cop chasing a thief and they were both walking.

It’s so hot your clothes iron themselves.

It’s so hot I saw a chicken lay an omelette.

It’s so hot the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm.

It’s so hot the frozen pizza I bought at the grocery store was ready to eat by the time I got home.

And they both sit in the open of a treeless park.

remember it’s @ before # except after $

Amen, Cecil. I’m trying to be positive about all this by saying that July is about to end, and that just puts us closer to October, when temperatures with hopefully be in at least the low 80’s.

It’s so hot the birds went way south to Antarctica.