Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for August 17, 2022

Have them carry a stick of salami with a lot of garlic in it.

Kvetch the poor vampires out of town

Maybe the vampire doesn’t like kosher.

I don’t know, hold up a star of David?

The people or the vampires?

I never understood the whole vampire legend. They have all of these amazing abilities yet cannot come into your house without permission? They can control the weather… what if two vampires each decide the weather should be different? Their main scariness is, they convert food into competition for food. What good is that?

And for someone who couldn’t see themself in a mirror, Dracula always looked pretty dapper.

If they’re Jewish, carry garlic and don’t go out at night!

It’s best to carry a mallet and a stake….just in case

The vampire?

Garlic necklaces…

oy vey

The Star of David is also a symbol of God. Should work also….

Vampires know better than to bite a Jew.. those guys got the best lawyers and you will be prosecuted.

Then they should wear a lot of garlic?

If it’s Gary bribe him with a glazed donut, jelly filled if possible.

Doubt if there were any Jews in the village, maybe the Ghetto though.

Jim Butcher’s “The Dresden Files” has Harry use his pentagram. Harry actually says that the object has to be one that the holder has faith in and that a cross would be useless to him.

Wow imagine acknowledging Jews back then. Guess the Jewish folks can use a Magen David.

Wiz: Fine, carry the star of David!

Did Alfie Bass know?