Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 24, 2023

did Hanna Montana’s dad do sumpin?

In the Old Testament days, the seat of the emotions was not the heart. It was the bowels…

“Don’t tell my bowels, my achy-breaky bowels…”

Just doesn’t have the same ring.

Uh, what is “Old Town Road”? Yeah, yeah, I remember Achy Breaky, you couldn’t avoid it on FM.

Weird Al had it right. Don’t play that song, that achy breaky song. The most annoying song I know…

The A-Key? Sharp or Flat?

And who is going to take the Rap for that?

A mullet is the first thing I think of with him

Billy Ray Cyrus sang a song other than Achy Breaky Heart?

Better than association with Miley.

The only thing I associate with Billy Ray is his disappointing daughter.

An entire generation of kids will only know Billy Ray Cyrus for his nit wit daughter Miley. She may be a talented singer but she is like Pa Danby. “She’s got a heart as big as the whole outdoors, but she don’t have one brain in her poor old head.”

An entire generation has been spared the annoyance.

I think I listened to Old Town Road once to see what the fuss was about, but if so, it didn’t stick to my memory at all.

Wish I could say the same for Achy Breaky Heart.

For the line dance you might consider upping your boot game. And, always, yet a bigger buckle. Don’t want anyone to call you ‘all buckle and no pickup’.

Is that why Aunty is skipping town using Thunder Road as her escape route?

What!??? Not for “Sharknado 2”?

Dear “Aunty”, I clicked on the link below to “Aunty Acid Books”. Instead, it took me to a page to set up my own website. Something is badly wrong there and you won’t sell any books that way. You should contact webmaster for your merchandise sales.