Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 29, 2022

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    Imagine  over 2 years ago

    Bean there.

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    Imagine  over 2 years ago

    Beans, beans, they’re good for your heart.

    The more you eat, the more you f_rt.

    The more you f_rt, the better you feel.

    So eat your beans at every meal.

    It really is magic.

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    Them beans begins to talks too loudly a while after me eats them.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago

    If this were a cartoon in an old issue of Playboy, Jack would be talking to a different set of beans.

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    That all sounds nice, Jack. But I think you’re full of beans.

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    They could do a podcast.

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    oakie817  over 2 years ago

    do beans stalk other beans?

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    KEA  over 2 years ago

    Don’t get me started on how America’s ruin can be traced to every child being told (over and over) they’re SPECIAL.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 83d506]  over 2 years ago

    They’re just fartin’ around!

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    Chris Sherlock  over 2 years ago

    Got a strange magic.

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    bean there, done that…

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    tee929  over 2 years ago

    Jack’s “bean” alone way too long!

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