Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 28, 2022

He’s been demoted to the p**p deck.

Must’ve done his “business” on the aisle

There’s a designated private place on the plane for him to do his business. Nobody wants to see him doing his business on the plane.

Hardly First Class behavior.

No “john” on his trip to…Denver?

Don’t hiss at me and snarl at me

Tell me that you’d expected from me

Rub my cold nose like you’ll never let me go

’Cause I lifted my leg in a jet plane

Don’t know when I’ll do that again

Oh babe, I hate to go

He’s in the wrong business.

that’s more of a promise than a threat

I thought bipedal dogs used the rest room.

Now go water the wheel wells.

Nothing like a four flight with the guy next to you smells like they did it in their pants

Thank you for flying Spirit Airlines.

Why would they call it business class if you can’t do your business?

that’s givin’ him the business…