FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 26, 2022

But who’d want to leave a normal climate controlled area and Real Food?

What the flip is the Fox family going to do for ten hours at the airport after all that screening and preparing to board?

Returned the keys? That means that they can’t go to the hotel breakfast without getting locked out. I guess she likes public bathrooms.

Roger does not have much sense so hearing that he is getting some is hopefully good for the family, maybe.

Yeah, I stayed in a place just like that in Jamaica.

It was in Runaway Bay.

We couldn’t run away fast enough…..

Wait till she learns that the resort is run by the same people who run the Hotel California!

♫ Leaving on a jet plane ♫

I’m surprised she didn’t start signing “Leaving On A Jet Plane”.

Show a little gratitude Andy, at least you had a vacation. I never got farther than Porchville this summer.

I was on vacation with friends and at the airport leaving, my friend realized he had the rental car key! LOL! Force of habit. When we got home he contacted them and mailed it back.

My wife is one of those people who likes to get to the airport early. She also books an early flight in the day which gives us more opportunity to catch an alternate flight if (more likely when) we get bumped. She arranges to have adequate layover time and avoids Chicago in the winter.

I leave the travel plans to her. I reprise my role as father of the groom at my son’s wedding: show up on time and stand in the right spot.

Linus has his security blanket. Roger has his wet blanket.

Maybe she left the coffee pot plugged in…

How did she pack the bags if everyone’s still in bed? Isn’t it expensive to keep the taxi waiting that long?

It sucks needing a vacation to recover from your vacation.

I think Andy was in the wrong this whole vacation. If she hated it, that’s one thing. It’s quite another to be so biased against it that she didn’t even try to have a good time.

No, Andy did not enjoy her stay.