Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 09, 2022

If Flo decides the place, Andy will want to visit its pubs and race derbies.

Flonparted Andys hair with that one! Maybe they should go to different places…

Well, her judgement is good enough for Andy.

Nothing like a steaming hot cup of whatever that is.

and that’s good judgement … I mean … look around, how many ladies get to get a man who tells his wife “you’ve got good judgement” ?

Maybe they could see where the canal goes.

“…and don’t forget your purse. You know I’m skint.”

How about a nudist resort??

Then she wouldn’t have to buy vacation clothes. (Thank you, MAD Magazine, for first depicting that in a 1970’s article called “If the Nudity Trend Spread to the Comics”.)

Yeah, what was she thinking?

Yesterday, HappyDog claimed that door-to-door salesmen don’t exist anymore! I replied, “Congratulations on your happy ignorance” and someone else said, “Don’t beat up on the dog!” I certainly didn’t mean hurtful criticism of anyone except door-to-door salespersons. I occasionally have men or women coming to my door and wanting to sell me something. They’re rare but they still exist.

Door-to-door salespeople increase in times of high unemployment such as our current economic climate. I do have some sympathy for those who are driven to door-to-door sales by long-term unemployment.

Touché.

Tried Benidorm yet?

Ok, we’ll spend it at me Mum’s.

As long as there’s a pub near by.

I once had an interesting debate with an American chat-pal online when I used the word “holiday” when describing time off from work to travel. He insisted on the word “vacation” and that holiday was like Christmas, Easter, thanksgiving and even hallowe’en.

I’m sure a couple of my ex-wives questioned their judgment after they married me!

She slipped up once.

Don’t estimate yourself, Flo! You’ve survived and functioned after all these years!

Hey, everyone makes mistakes. (Some more than others.)

“Nor is he the wisest man who never proved himself a fool.” – Tennyson

Been married a long time,Flo! Time to leave the bloke on his on and you go London!