Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 08, 2022

Door to door salesmen are a scourge

i guess it’s true, Andy is pretty shiftless!

@number Three TOday’s strip Is Funnny our HERO Mr Andrew Capp is not ver pleased is he? my avatar again is a picture of my birth sig lLeo roaring his head off because he’s in a good mood, how was your day? our FinallyFriday should be calm, no shopping or errands to run just keep hydratd, we both are in a god mood but we are staying inside the house because it’ hot outside ,keep safe a and thanks for caring young Lady

On line buying has made the door-to-door salesman as extinct as the dinosaur!!

Shabbat shalom, Eldo and rjm.

Andy’s picture is in the dictionary under the word “sloth”.

knock on that door again (but i don’t wanna see the consequences)

Telemarketers of the past.

Funny

What a shiftless answer…

I asked the barmaid at this place I used to drop by occasionally what their hours were and she said they were closed from 2 to 6 am. When I said why so early she said, “to get the guys coming off night shifts.”

Shift-less.

Our Andy’s shiftless, and not a “worker” by any stretch of the imagination!

Gonna be a long night

It’s gonna be all right, on the nightshift

You found another home

I know you’re not alone, on the nightshift

Good news for Andy and all you Capers out there. You can now buy a pill that helps prevents hangovers. https://www.newsweek.com/hangover-cure-pills-uk-sale-evidence-clinical-trials-1721531

You’re clearly new to Hartlepool, Bert.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

Today I stayed in because I was out yesterday. And I generally don’t go to the library on a Friday or weekends. I like to go when they close at 7pm (Mon-Thurs) because it breaks up the day nicely. I hate going out early but sometimes it’s out of my control. If I have an early morning appointment at some place, I go for a Full English Breakfast afterwards.

My avatar today is me taking a mirror selfie in my favourite dress. Remember that favourite dress I was wearing as a 3 year old? I believe you have that saved onto your computer and you used to put it on your avatar sometimes.

Are you having your favourite nosh today? You didn’t mention it. I’m having mine.

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal. See you after the weekend!

This is harassment, waking poor Andy from his afternoon nap:)

A glazer fixes windows, that is the responsibility of the landlord.

I thought Andy was shiftless

Purple suit Guy obviously does not know Andy very well.

As if Andy Capp sleeps during the night.