F Minus by Tony Carrillo for July 05, 2022

Causing her to pick her phone back up…

good luck leaving her phone then

“Solve for theta…..sines and stuff! It can’t miss!”

Like that will ever happen.

Yeah, don’t hold your breath.

In the dating game, strategizing is important, but this one is pretty weak

She looks 2 dimensional and her hair looks like something that needs to be flushed down the toilet.

Don’t bother; she’s not worth it…..

So I handed him my bottle

And he drank down my last swallow

Then he bummed a cigarette

And asked me for a light

And the night got deathly quiet

And his face lost all expression

Said, "If you’re gonna play the game, boy

You gotta learn to play it right

You might have a long wait, pal.

If she’s addicted to her phone don’t waste your time.

It never works