On A Claire Day by Carla Ventresca and Henry Beckett for August 23, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  27 days ago

    The D Stands For “Duh”

    Due to surgery as a preteen, my breasts never really developed. At ninety-two pounds, finding an A-cup wasn’t a problem, but after gaining weight in my later years, it was; they just don’t make many 44-As.

    I decided to go to a high-end store and talk to one of their trained fitters to help me out. After explaining my problem to the lady who was recommended to me, I waited for her answer. She thought for a moment and then said:

    Employee: “I’ve got a 44-D over here that I think would work for you.”

    I stared at her for a moment and then turned and walked away. I was afraid to speak to her for fear of becoming incoherent. I never went back into that store!

    (Just a reminder, these are not my stories)

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    mousefumanchu Premium Member 26 days ago

    Does an A cup even need a bra? Mine are so big, I’ve been stuck in bras ever since I started. Before reduction my bras cost $40. Now at least I can get normal ones.

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