Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 13, 2022

I think Satchel is mixing apples and oranges. Perpetual Bucky Theory is merely an attempt to somehow explain the Bucky phenomenon. But the Bucky at rest and in motion thing sounds more like the Laws of Buckydynamics.

It sounded better last night when I took my medicinal smoke.

I like your Bucky theory Satchel, especially the couch part!

It’s just “He’s always a jerk.”

I have a theory as well. Bucky is nuts.

I’m sure that quantum physics are involved somehow. Bucky, his schemes, and his hairballs are entangled. The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle means you can never be entirely sure of where Bucky is, and what insanity he is planning, at the same time.

Rob only pawn in game of life

Bucky needs to meet Steve the Ferret.

Satchel is having trouble ferreting out the truth …!

Next: historical plaque on closet…

Satch, a lot of theories have that problem.

Cats sleep 18 hours a day. If asleep and quiet, things are normal. Most of the time, you’re safe, but if they’re awake and you don’t hear anything…watch out.