Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for July 06, 2022

A pea-shooter to ward off a potential pee, shooter!

Wanted to say the dog’s name in my comment but its on the banned words list :-(

It resembles a little how some birds will protect their nest/territory.

Has anyone ever actually shot a pea out of a peashooter? I used spit wads.

But, Poopoo, what if your master’s house catches on fire and the fire department needs to use your hydrant to which to hook up the hoses?

Poopoo vs peepee?