Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 16, 2022

Easy answer, YES.

And back to some more athletic exercises – mug lifting.

I’d drink to that..If I was old enough.

Put the cart before the nag

Gone clubbing….

She must have found the bottle in the bottom of the bag.

Golf the most useless sports.

She left out kicking the ball out of the deep rough.

That’s why I only play nine holes nowadays.

If it was a hard day, it was the other guys’ fault, seeing the way Wiz was playing (see Monday’s WOI at https://www.gocomics.com/wizardofid/2022/07/11?ct=v&cti=2208697)

Actually, yes. So?

99 bottles of beer, now that’s a workout.

A round of golf equals 2 weeks in a gym.I read it on the internet so it must be true. Note that walking or riding wasn’t mentioned so assume it’s riding.

More athletic than me. My favorite sport to play is chess.

Now if I could figure out how to use a Segway to throw a bowling ball. That 4 step approach is tiring.

She just doesn’t understand….

I didn’t realize there was any to be questioned.

A man with a dress up to his hoo-ha should not be trying to address his athleticism after hitting a ball and chasing it.

Going all day without swearing up a storm can take a toll on Wiz!

If golfing was exercise every golfer would be thin.