Cornered by Mike Baldwin for August 13, 2022

Virtual “misfit”.

Dead man walking….

Remember she runs on feelings, not facts and common sense

Not so famous final words…

Not-so-fitting fitting rooms.

Too bad he didn’t live to write his idea down!

OHHHHH Sh!!!

He is a dead man!

“Can let it be let out a little bit?” seams like a fitting question to ask.

Danger ahead. Take shelter now!

First sentence in a Stephan King novel

And police are still looking for his head.

He’s going to regret that.

…..and it was at this point he asked himself…“Did I just say that out loud?”

The worst sight is someone wearing tights, and the top doesn’t come below their butts…Ew Ew Most people don’t bother looking in the mirror before venture out…or they just plain don’t have fashion sense!

What’s the point of “shopping” if you’re only going to try things that fit? Where’s the drama? Where’s the discovery of that one item labeled a 4, but fits like a 6? Allow the shopper to dream!

The only fit is the one she’s going to be throwing.

Said no wise man ever…

Somebody call 911 – there is about to be an assault.

Dress for the body you WANT to have. ;D

She does look a bit light headed, probably can breath.

I thought everyone has at least one pair of smaller jeans as motivation to lose weight

When clothes were made in the US, sizes meant something. Now that clothes are all made overseas, sizes are only a very rough approximation.

oh he’ll get lucky tonight

looks like it’s actually the “not very fitting” room…

He’s got a death wish