Cornered by Mike Baldwin for August 26, 2022

Throw this wretched “catch” back.

I believe she believes that this is a foul.

You needed to spell it out a little better honey.

Her best friend let her down!

It could have been worse. He could have given her a quarter of a deck of cards.

He needs to do something special, like get her a good beer.

Sometimes you have to be very blunt and very specific if you want to get what you want.

He threw her a curve ball. And then she threw him out.

I need to find a lady that would love doing this

To her amazement of his stupidity, she still enjoyed the game, had a hotdog, and a bag of peanuts, but it was the last time she saw him….

So, what’s the issue here? :)

Wife: Why don’t you take me some place I’ve never been. Husband took her to the kitchen!

If he plans on buying snacks, he’d have gotten off much cheaper by simply buying her a real diamond…

Only valuable because they want you to think so: https://priceonomics.com/diamonds-are-bullshit/

Baseball always needs female fans. After all, girls are the diamond’s best friend!

He thought that he was going to score. :)

The devil is in the details.

Given the price of baseball tickets and refreshments at the the old ball yard, it might have been cheaper to get her a diamond.

With the price of baseball tickets, it may have been cheaper to buy her a nice bracelet.

Not all diamonds are a girl’s best friend.

A ballgame would be good with me.

He must of taken her to an Arizona Diamondbacks game.

And then promptly got divorced.

Well, to be fair she will likely never see a bigger diamond!