Cornered by Mike Baldwin for August 28, 2022

Small panel: Federally “insected”. Large panel: It did not “track” too well with her.

Small panel: All natural.

Large panel: The relationship is on track.

Small panel: The Very Hungry Caterpillar gone biological, huh?

Large panel: Picnic panic (or: Till Death Do Us Partially Damage)

No artificial flavours and he’s off the rails.

And then along came Jones…Tall thin Jones…Slow walkin’ Jones…Slow talkin’ Jones…Along came lonely, lanky Jones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFyr49TwuiI&ab_channel=lovestheclassics69

Large panel: You had to ask.

Location. Location. Location.

Dudley Do-Right should be along any minute now

Critters in search of pure veggies!

Your first clue was why is he bringing a rope and why are we headed to the railroads tracks…on the hill….?

Look a-yonder comin’

Comin’ down that railroad track

Hey, look a-yonder comin’

Comin’ down that railroad track

It’s the Orange Blossom Special

Bringin’ my sanity back

Well, I’m going down to Florida

And get some sand in my shoes

Or maybe Californy

And get some sand in my shoes

I’ll ride that Orange Blossom Special

And lose these evil wife blues

“Say man, when you going back to Florida?”

“When am I goin’ back to Florida? I don’t know, don’t reckon I ever will.”

“Ain’t you worried about getting your nourishment in New York?”

“Well, I don’t care if I do-die-do-die-do-die-do-die.”

Hey talk about a-ramblin’

She’s the fastest train on the line

Talk about a-travellin’

She’s the fastest train on the line

It’s that Orange Blossom Special

Rollin’ down the seaboard line

He no longer finds her a-track-tive.

I don’t get it, why would a sensible fellow leave the food on the tracks?

A nice chianti…

She did say that she’d like a little whine. :)

Reminded me of Roger Ramjet

Panel 2: She won’t make that mistake again…

This could be dis-track-tive.

Then along came: Hopalong Cassidy, Buffalo Bill, Jesse James and 43 cavalrymen but I can’t remember their names.

well, it’s not like he railroaded you…