Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 13, 2022

And missing some important plumbing

Beauty is only skin deep. But ugliness runs all the way through.

Well, a couple of heart valves are detached.

But at least her heart’s in the right place.

Get a second (or at least different) opinion. After all, “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.”

and the C.A.T. scan showed no cats……..

EWWWWWWWWWWW!!

GUTS!!

Lol! It’s all in the eyes of the beholder….

And not a hair out of place.

B-b-b-b Bad to the bone … what?

Just ribbing that niX-ray …!

You also have intestinal fortitude. :)

She’s actually gotta be dead. The arteries are cut off of her heart.

Her husband’s brain scan came back negative.

Kind of icky!!!

Once again Ralph gets my biggest grin.

And there’s no novel in there either.

Ouch! That’s harsh.

She’s got a lot of guts to have an ex-ray taken.