Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for July 31, 2022

I though a surgeon was only supposed to leave his wrist watch in the patient.

And make sure my malpractice insurance is paid up.

You must have left them in the last guy.

“No, but I saw a pin and picked it up.”

And the Jeopardy answer is "Things to leave inside the Body after the operation.

Is it too late for a second opinion?

Luck has nothing to do with it: it’s all in the wrist.

Remember to hang the horseshoe with the prongs up, in a U shape, or the luck will run out.

Just love Doctors, especially surgeons, that have a good sense of humor…..

Don’t forget the step by step instruction sheet.

Some things are best discussed after the anesthesia has kicked in.

Who told him he was at a comedy theater?

don’t forget the ‘thoughts and prayers’

“I told you last surgery that I would not bring those, because you aren’t allowed to sew those inside the patient.”

Not a good conversation to hear from the doctor about to operate on you!