Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 07, 2022

Lot of confusion in their house.

Bucky speaks English in a different language

If we could get Al-gore to park his flipping jets, turn-off half his lights and Stop Sweating. Then maybe we could tax his carbon credits futures. Whata’ creep!

This is like a Burns and Schreiber routine, minus the “Huh?” “Yeah!” “Huh?” “Yeah!” “Huh?” “Yeah!” portion.

Either that or (since I’m dredging up old comedians) Bucky learned to speak English from Norm Crosby.

There’s a lot to unpack here …

A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma — Churchill

I like reruns. They often bring back pleasant memories. But Al Gore? There should have been a trigger warning.

…I Don’t Know is on third.

IN 2006, Gore predeicted many things to occur by 2016. they never happened by 2018 and no rational person can claim they have happened now in any way outside of normal variation for weather events.

Gore’s Predictions Fall Flat (2018 headline)12 years after Al Gore’s “Inconvenient Truth” guilt/fear producing predictions, let’s close by examining just how accurate his “science” proved to be on his way to the bank.

1. Rising Sea Levels – inaccurate and misleading. Al was even discoveredpurchasing a beachfront mansion!

2. Increased Tornadoes – declining for decades.

3. New Ice Age in Europe – they’ve been spared; it never happened.

4. South Sahara Drying Up – completely untrue.

5. Massive Flooding in China and India – again didn’t happen.

6. Melting Arctic – false – 2015 represents the largest refreezing in years.

7. Polar Bear Extinction – actually they are increasing!

8. Temperature Increases Due to CO2 – no significant rising for over 18 years.

9. Katrina a Foreshadow of the Future – false – past 10 years, no F3 hurricanes; “longest drought ever!”

10. The Earth Would be in a “True Planetary Emergency” Within a Decade Unless Drastic Action Taken to Reduce Greenhouse Gasses – never happened.

Actually there are “warm-ongers” who are actively working against climate moderation. Not sure what’s in it for them unless they are lizards.

“Flaming Al-Gore-A-Phobes” would be an awesome name for an alt_rock band

Flaming onger!!

Encouraging people to fight is just being a jerk. See also, internet trolls.

A criteria for being a warm onger is profiting (politically, idolocially, but especially monetarily) off of the war you’re trying to start.

Booo Al Gore Hiss ….

Poor Bucky! There’s no possible compatible safe space for him!!

I’m dizzy.

This is every conversation Donald Trump has ever had.