Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for July 12, 2022

Don’t have a cow

After 1,500 years, I hope you gave him a pension.

Isn"t McDonald looking for his cow

A true cowgirl.

Well, hello, Otis Campbell!!!

Have cud, will travel

Where’s the broom? I guess she’s adopting a low profile.

ka-cowgirl

speaking of cows, did you know today was Cow Appreciation Day? https://nationaltoday.com/cow-appreciation-day/

Broomy made the right MOOOOve!

That cow has a strange mouth, but then so does the horse.

Amoooo-sing.

I wanted to have my horse retired, but it turned out that he never had tires in the first place.

New meaning to “cow girl.”

Horses aren’t tired, they’re shod.

Mongo? Is that you? You need to start taking better care of yourself.

Properly motivated a cow will outrun a horse.

Are you sure you’re not ‘milking’ it, Broomie?

Cows may be the transportation future. They run on milk and pass gas.

Has steering handles and comes with a fresh milk option as well, something not offered on the horse trim.

Pretty soon, he’ll need to stop and water his steed. She’ll need to stop and milk hers.

When Broomie says she used to be a cowgirl, she means just what she said….