Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for July 13, 2022

After you lock them in your garage!

They’re not much use if you don’t pay to use them.

Make a quick buck. Sell ’em on eBay…

Or call your local police. This is something they would tackle without worry of controversy.

Hitchcock made a movie about this.

Scooters, bikes and assorted trash make it hard to walk the sidewalks these days but are still less dangerous than when they are in use.

I’m just surprised someone hasn’t suggested using them for an adventure.

Point. What if you just put them in your garage? Or disassemble them? Or put a kryptonite lock on them and charge to remove it (like booting a car)? Who’s responsible?

I know I accidentally knocked one over and it made an awful howl. I didn’t care and moved on. Street trash is not my responsibility.

I agree with Meg, lock them up and charge to have them back.

Or go and use them for yourselves.

At what point do they get doused with gas and set on fire?

Unless you can disable the trackers, never. You could leave them in the middle of the street so it would be easier for them to pick them up.