Close to Home by John McPherson for July 16, 2022

Good Golly, Mr. Corbert’s wife did a number on him this time!

Mommmmmy!

he is keeping an eye out for you’

And try not to think about itches …

It is the only eye left.

Doc, you should have stopped when he was a head.

He doesn’t like the looks of it?

Then he probably should cover it up so he doesn’t have to see it.

Be-gauze??

What are you doing in there, Bleeb?

“It’s especially interesting since I’m a proctologist.”

Don’t touch any wires in there, Bleeb!

LEFT EYE! It´s my right eye, you quack!

Where’s the catheter?

This is what it looks like when you have to much insurance and not enough lawyer.

Let me guess. You are going to recommend putting a bandage on it.

Jeez! You jump off the roof with an umbrella JUST ONE TIME!

That’ll teach him to walk in to a crowded bar in Seattle and say: “You know, congress is wasting way too much time on the Jan. 6 incident”

They have a display case in the Egyptian section in the museum….

Just had my left eye checked out 2 weeks ago by my VA ophthalmologist, he was real happy with the results of the cataract surgery he did the week before. He wanted to talk about doing the same to my right eye, I asked him to hold off at least until after the 1 month follow up.

Johnny Got His Gun

Order a Visine drip, STAT!