Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for July 20, 2022

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    danketaz Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Like he’d be able to keep that kind of promise to the end of the school day.

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    This IJChip Guys  over 2 years ago

    Nines are easy. Up to 9 × 9 (only using integers) you can use this system: subtract 1 from whatever number your multiplying 9 by and that will give you your first digit. Then take whatever number needs to be added to the first digit to sum to 9, and that is your second digit. Ex: 9 × 7 and 7 – 1 = 6 and 9 – 6 = 3 so then 9 × 7 = 63! After that, 10 x anything is easy, and so is 11 time any integer below 11. Just remember that 12 × 9 is 108 and you good!

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    Ida No  over 2 years ago

    Mrs. Campbell: “On the one hand, we’d actually get the lesson finished in one day. On the other, he’s the Principal’s problem 95% of the time…”

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    Ellis97  over 2 years ago

    Kevin should watch Schoolhouse Rock. That’s how I learned my multiplication tables.

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    Diat60  over 2 years ago

    Every day, back in elementary school, we went over and over the times tables, reciting them aloud. It didn’t hurt us at the time and has stood us in good stead for more than seventy years!

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    The Legend of Brandon Sawyer  over 2 years ago

    Venturing into Caulfield line of thinking.

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    doctorwho29  over 2 years ago

    Lol that’s funny. Of course she should realize Kevin won’t keep the deal

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    amanda.elliott3619  over 2 years ago

    we had songs for the times tables, still remember, 9 18 24 32 in the tune of are you happy and you know it

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    christelisbetty  over 2 years ago

    This is the real reason so many of us want to do away with pennies.

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    6turtle9  over 2 years ago

    It’s days like these, that cup is nuthin’ but a liar.

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    asrialfeeple  over 2 years ago

    How good IS he at keeping his promises?

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    gamer nerd  over 2 years ago

    kevin is retorting to bribing a teacher, he is just like me.

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    hswoolve  over 2 years ago

    I didn’t realize Jack Benny was an elementary school teacher in the ’80’s.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  over 2 years ago

    Ah, the classic Jack Benny bit: Mugger: “Your money or your life?” Jack: “…I’m thinking it over!”

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    leopardglily  over 2 years ago

    Check out the ironic mug on the chalkrail in the background.

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    -unbound-  over 1 year ago

    Another way I learned was to bring out both of your hands, and put down the other number’s finger(ex: 7×9 is put down your seventh finger) and then count all the first fingers before your number(ex: 7 is first 6 fingers) and the number is the tens digit. Then you count all the numbers from the other side(ex: 7 is 3)Now put that number as the ones place. This only works for 1 to 10 though. Make sure to not count the other number, just use it as a barrier. After practice, you will be able to do it fast, and then, the next week, YOU MEMORIZED IT!!

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