Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for July 11, 2022

First warning sign of what? :P

I just learned the 3 P’s.

Lets see they are……

Sign 1: Memory loss that affects day-to-day abilities

Sign 2: Difficulty performing familiar tasks

Sign 3: Problems with language

Sign 4: Disorientation to time and place

Sign 5: Impaired judgement

Sign 6: Problems with abstract thinking

Sign 7: Misplacing things

Sign 8: Changes in mood and behaviour

Sign 9: Changes in personality

Sign 10: Loss of initiative

TEN, I meant ten signs of dementia.

Dementia was one of my late loving wife’s biggest fears, her Grandmother and her Mother both suffered from it. Sadly she died at 53 before we ever knew whether she would suffer from it.

Where am I ….oh never mind….I thought this was the snoopy cartoon…

Cute, Mike!

On the bright side, every day’s a new day!

The first sign is memory loss.

The second sign is…What were we talking about?…

I have no dementia I attribute it all to Chemo Brain

Now I am worried!

“They say the memory is the second thing to go.”

“What’s the first?”

“The first what?”

Or the three things to remember about getting old: 1) Never trust a f*rt. 2) Never waste an erection. 3) Ummm… I forget the third.