Junk Drawer by Ellis Rosen for July 03, 2022

A bow tie on a blob alien :D

It may be time to leave earth, but you can’t go, when wearing socks with sandals.

Thank goodness, I’m saved!

I saw the light, I saw the lightNo more darkness, no more nightNow I’m so happy, no sorrow in sightPraise the Lord, I saw the light(Hank Williams Sr. Died young sad)

Aha. Just what the alien astronaut theorists had always suspected.

No shoes

No tie

No probe

I for one, am so glad that younger generations are smart enough to discard the silly, arbitrary rules of fashion that we have had to suffer through all these years. Sure, there are gonna be people who have a poor sense of style, same as it ever was. But the nonsensical rules that no one can even explain the reasoning behind, I say good riddance.

Now if only he was wearing his pandemic mask….be a different story.

As if wearing socks with sandals wasn’t bad enough, he’s pairing them with cargo shorts.

And in Roswell, New Mexico it is the 75th anniversary of the UFO crash that did or didn’t happen, depending on who you choose to believe.

You gotta have standards

Apparently, NO socks, shoes, or pants is OK, though.