Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 13, 2022

No way in ’eck does she want to be seen with a granddad.

@ Number Three Today’s strip with our HERO Mr Andre Capp getting snubbed is priceless is priceless, my avatar again is a picture of my birth sign Leo roaring his head of because He’s in a good mood like I am’ how was your day? ours should be a little busy but we will cope I hope ,no shopping or errands to run just stay inside the house and keep hydrated because it’s hot outside keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Sorry Andy, the older you get the better you were…

wait till Flo sees this

She’s being short with him because he’s … well, short…

Clever lady, she made sure she finished her drink before leaving.

He’d probably have better luck on seniors night. With a daft near-sighted widow who’s also a lush.

I LOVE it when Capp’s ego is punctured like that!!

Kinda like Lucky Eddie on the “Hagar the Horrible” strip.

I hope there’s a surveillance camera in that pub.

The films of Capp’s hitting on young women might be grounds for Flo to get a divorce!!

In American Baseball, if you swing at a ball and miss. It’s called a strike. But this strip is in merry old England. So what do they call it in Cricket when you swing and miss, like Andy does here?

“Shot down in flames, shot down in flames. Ain’t it a shame, to be shot down if flames?” AC/DC

Ouch! Burn!!!

Slam dunk!

Posh tart!

And we could see that coming from ten miles away…

What would happen if he actually hooked up with one of these bimbos? He’d be cheating on his wife. Good thing it never happened.

ka-zing

Andy would be a swinger in an old folks home.

Andy got riveted and left unjolly!

As opposed to a punch drunk like Andy.

When I was out yesterday a bloke said to me that I could spend the night with him and he would make love to me. Jesus Christ.

Weirdos everywhere.

xxx

“The Jolly Riveters” is a clever name for a pub. In my youth I hoped to open a pub that I was going to call it “Single-Handed Sailor” after the Dire Straits song. I envisioned the shingle having a portrait of Horatio Nelson.

Sorry, Andy, she’s not into drunken old geezers like you.

Handsome, Andy Capp is not.