Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 14, 2022

A microscope that has one million magnification.

An

LOL!

@ Number Three today’s strip Is Funny but a repeat , Flo making fun of our HERO Mr Andrew Capp is Priceless:o) my avatar again is a picture of our fav actor as Mr Bean grinning because he’s in a good like I am , how was your day? ours should be a little busy but we will cope I hope, we both are in a good mood, no shopping or errands to run just stay inside the house and keep hydrated till this evening when the Greengrocer van comes up our street , keep safe and thanks for caring young lady

Andy’s bait would have eaten the fish he caught! Nice to see you next to the water and not in it Andy!

looks like a case of bottle bass

i have a microbiologist friend – in case you need help there Andy

It sure put up a good fight for such a small fish.

Don’t bother with the pan. I’ll just heat it up with my Bic.

Stripers are running !!!!!!

Notice that he’s sitting on his crate of ale.

Eventually, he’ll join the fish in the canal!!

Yeah, but it’s still fun to catch something.

Andy is pushing the limits of known science.

Just say minnow, and throw it back.

oh drop the mic

Head over to Mavis house, I’ll bet she will fry you up some fish and chips among other things!

Regardless of the size of the pond, Andy’s reminded that he’s still a little fish.

Of course when describes the fish later at the pub it will be record size.

First of all, I’m surprised that any self-respecting fish would live in a canal that Andy kept falling into.

A little yellow fishy.

I’ve noticed that Flo rips on Andy when he’s fishing the same way Andy rips on Guitar Bob when he’s singing.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

I’m sorry I wasn’t able to reply back to you yesterday. Apparently there was a word or two on GoComics’ “Banned List” again and it wouldn’t let me post. So just thought I’d leave it until today.

I was at the hairdressers yesterday and I got my hair cut and plaited into two French braids. Here is a pic:

https://flic.kr/p/2ny1npd

After that I went to KFC. I always get the Boneless Banquet with Garlic Mayo dip and a small tub of gravy. I absolutely live for KFC’s gravy. It’s the carvery next week. I actually stay there for over 2 hours because it’s not like I’m sitting with anyone else who would probably want to leave as soon as they finished their meal. That’s why I love eating alone because I can go at my own pace.

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

If you’re not familiar with it “The Compleat Angler” by Izaak Walton (written in 1653!) is a lot of fun. Yeah, it’s old, and some work to read, but it’s really cool to see how people were just like us 400 years ago.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Compleat_Angler

I have several field guides in my book collection (including a few on fish) but none of them are on British wildlife, so they’d be of no use to Andy.

Andy’s gonna have a fish stick.

Much Ado About [next to] Nothing: “The pleasant’st angling is to see the fish / Cut with her golden oars the silver stream…”

Must be a small hook