Ben by Daniel Shelton for July 13, 2022

“Baubles, bagels, and bleeds”…

don’t distract anyone cutting bagels!

I once read that bagel slicing injuries were one of the top cases at New York City ER’s.

Poor Ben…it seems it’s exciting when he bathes?

That’s what Liv said.

That’s why it’s best to get them pre-sliced.

Find something to take her away from boredom.

she’s almost making that ‘accident’ happen

we have our French maid, Fifi, slice our bagels.

If she from Montreal?

I have injured myself exiting the shower.

I have scars on my thumb from bagel cutting mishaps