Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 23, 2022

Redundant therapy

Hey doc, it is working, he is totally relaxed right now.

The doc told him to relax.

He’d rather do that than talk about it.

I thought the Wiz would be the one shrinking heads.

No doc, he knows where he is and he can turn you into a toad in a micro-second!

I think that it would be a safe assumption.

No, the Wiz knows exactly where he is. That’s why he has crossed his legs sitting in the chair because he is commando and not wearing pants. That’s showing consideration for you.

“No. Turn on the game.”

Next time, Doc, you may want to use a phrase that doesn’t make Wiz feel like he’s at home!

So, who’s doing the art work now!?

Been Partying all Week long in this strip!

There’s no rule that says you can’t enjoy an analyst session. You go, Wiz.

What? He was hungry…

He prefers to call it “making oneself at home”.

Shoulda went with cheese poofs instead of chips

There’s a difference between not remembering and not caring.

The nutritionist’s office?

Chips and a book are great therapy…..and cheaper

“You’re right, I did. I should have asked you to get me some beer and chips.”

To slightly change an old saying, “Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.”

Just trying to get comfortable in a very uncomfortable setting. Can’t blame him for that…..

The Wiz has couch potato syndrome.

You’re still getting paid, why do you care what he does?