Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 08, 2022

Perfect add the grapes and fanning palm leaves from women maids at the Hotel California or Caliporn

. . . the owls are not what they seem . . .

. . . cooper . . . cooper . . . cooper . . .

‘Cause you’re the Green Manalishi with the Frog Prong Crown.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a50JeC8igR8

I’m not interested in this shell game.

Frog legs taste like chicken…

I wonder what the sign says taped to the bottom of the sofa.

Hi. Al. Al fresco. Does anybody want a peanut?

OWWWWWL! SHELL we count the ways this is FROG LEAPING out of control ?

Johnny Walker is spinning in his grave, to be photographed and associated with this gross spectacle of an improper gentleman showing off his shell covered family jewels…..(((((((((( G. A. S. P. !))))))))). I mean, really, WHOO WHOO does he think he is, not to mention reclining on the couch without a sheet Aaaaakkkk

Someone quick, call the police….

Marvellous! No caption required.

He has that “Wanna sea [sic] my Naughty Nautilus?” look …!

I tried looking it up and couldn’t find a masculine form for “odalisque.” Sad.

…only on Frog Applause can you get downloadable placemats like this…

…not even at the bathmat art collection souvenir shop…

…unless you know how to make the red explanation mark…

…how in Grace’s name is that done?!?…

…Fisherman’s Dwarf or…

…fishermen’s Dwarf …

…you be the judge..

Two empty glasses on the side table. I guess it belongs to the owl. I doubt it’s the frog’s (now).

Wow! That image looks so very much like my former boss! —In every respect….

https://www.portlandpicklesbaseball.com

…Loki…

…the adult version…

…who dey?…

…Edgar was suddenly okay with his peyronie’s disease…

…today’s shoe cabbage word is froglegs…

… help spread the word…

…why blur out the chalkboard?…

…it’s the seven rings of Uranus…

….(made you look:)…

I get the gender deal, but where’s the black cat?

Now draw the rest of the [censored] owl.

Give me shellter.

Geez, I knew I should have copyrighted that pic they took of me at the frat house.

A new frog toon is up, pay attention.