Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 21, 2022

Gary is starting to remind me of Al Fusco, over on The Fusco Brothers, when it comes to being with a woman!!

If he says “no”, does that mean she doesn’t go?

Foolish vampire. You shoulda said “the better to see you my dear”.

There was a time when Gary was a lady-killer…now he just bores them to death!

On her way to the ladies room she took a turn for the EXIT and ran like he¡¡❗️

Leo always enthusiastic to help with the burn!

TMI Gary. TMI.

Which one? Pink Eye, Yellow Moon, Orange Star, Green Clover, Blue Diamond,… https://www.eatthis.com/news-cereal-isnt-recalled-500-illnesses-lucky-charms/

When the script for Spinal Tap was being written, do you think they knew “This one goes to eleven” was going to become part of our language?

Maybe pink is her favorite color.

Oh, brother. :)

Or zero as the case might just be…..

I still say Leopold should switch Travis’ head for Gary’s. It would be good for a few laughs, cause Gary is just pathetic.

Not really smooth with the ladies, Gary!

Gary is too impulsive! (That’s a polite way of saying he should shut up if he hopes ever to win Fair Lady….)