Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 27, 2022

“I mean, facts are facts! But by the time I put it up on social media . . . "

There should be a KA-PUT after all those Ka-s

Goons can’t win because they don’t have a sense of morality to guide them, and their sense of immorality doesn’t seem to do it either.

Small obstacles!!!

I hope you’re all hearing the Rip Haywire conflict theme!

I am!

It’s kinda like the old Star Trek tussle toon, with more da-duh’s mixed in. Definitely recorded by some ol’ band of chain smokers on the DesiLu lot.

Da-da da-da, da-duh, daaaah! Dum dum, da-dum, di-dah daaaaah!

go Rip!

Ka-giggling fists in action. :)

KA-CURB STOMP BATTLE!

Rip swats away those goons like they were mosquitos.

Feed those fists and make them happy!