Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 28, 2022

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    waltermatera  over 2 years ago

    Sounds like a well-equipped boat to me. What’s Rodney’s problem?

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    Scorpio Premium Member over 2 years ago

    That’s quite an arsenal.

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    meg_grif  over 2 years ago

    To quote a movie I once saw, “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

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    Lady loves a joke  over 2 years ago

    That’s a little too much ‘relaxing’, apparently.

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    seanfear  over 2 years ago

    with that arsenal you gonna pierce the boat first, wizard

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    cubswin2016  over 2 years ago

    I would be afraid for my life if I was in that boat.

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    Imagine  over 2 years ago

    But you’re the bait.

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    Chithing Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Rod needs a better Plan of the Day.

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    Troglodyte  over 2 years ago

    “Whatever floats your boat, Wiz!” may have been a better response!

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    geese28  over 2 years ago

    Rodney’s hardcore. He wants the fire breathing dragon

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    jagedlo  over 2 years ago

    And miss all the fun, Rod?

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    silverclaw33  over 2 years ago

    My boat, it’s usually beer drinking.

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    1953Baby  over 2 years ago

    I thought most people went fishing so they could either think or sleep. . .

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The Count is very fond of trolling. >;)

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    PoodleGroomer  over 2 years ago

    Drinking beer and betting on the submarine races. Watch for cheaters using torpedoes.

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    jconnors3954  over 2 years ago

    Getting away from honey do’s. Totally worth it.

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    dadlivonia  over 2 years ago

    Ah, harpooning what?

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    Moonkey Premium Member over 2 years ago

    For a knight, he has no sense of adventure.

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    Goat from PBS  over 2 years ago

    I would tell Rod to swim to shore, but that armor would rust in the water, so he’s up a creek without a paddle.

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    christelisbetty  over 2 years ago

    Which of those weapons are you using for duck hunting, Wiz ?

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Wiz, you’re gonna need a bigger boat!

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    montylc2001  over 2 years ago

    Hopefully did not forget the beer.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Get off….fast!

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    edeloriea14  over 2 years ago

    Wiz is gonna need a bigger boat!

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    JastMe  over 2 years ago

    He may be too dumb to realize, but no, he doesn’t want to get out now. Not good for his armor – or for him to be on the bottom. At least the shark biting won’t kill him!

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