Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 08, 2009

Right after the fear of destructive Psychiatrists holding saws.

Righto. I recommend the patient not stand up when he leaves. He might get his legs sawn off.

I’m not afraid of heights, I’m afraid of depths. And not of falling, but of stopping.

I’m sure the shrink cut the legs off at the request of the patient.

…but, then, I can’t read the certificate on the wall. Maybe the guy with the saw is a amateur magician. In which case, I’d rather discuss my fear of amateur magicians…