Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for July 17, 2022

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    Ida No  over 2 years ago

    Ugly, over-priced flowers. Cliched, hackneyed expressions of grief. Cliched, hackneyed expressions of fake grief. Postured posing to try to look like “the good child” to increase the odds of being named in the will. Just one more…

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    BRBurns1960  over 2 years ago

    “Boom! B-1! It’s all over, baby! Wooh!” While pointing to the ceiling. I thought this was going somewhere totally different, something to do with the US jet bomber.

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    wireknot  over 2 years ago

    I truly want my friends to have a good old Irish wake for me. Lots of drink, great music, a few fights, you know the drill. Send me out with a party.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 2 years ago

    Fsssst click. What? Do you want a beer, too?

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    95  over 2 years ago

    No funeral, but the bingo part may be applicable: body donated to anatomical studies in medical collage which may result in various objects being of different designations, allowing for a grid callout game? Games are a fun way to learn.

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    c001  over 2 years ago

    I’m not quite sure: Is it a new form of bûllshit bingo?

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