Free Range by Bill Whitehead for July 25, 2022

His snack provides protein & “vigor” mortis.

And we now return to the Low IQ games

Crunchy Rat! My favorite!

(We hasten to reassure the audience that these are not “crunchy live rats.” They are all suitably dead. You may find something else to rant about now.)

We recently introduced our youngest cat to the red dot

He will chase it until he tongue starts hanging out, then we stop

He keeps looking for it for quite a while after we put the pointer away

This would be funner if it wasn’t true:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOuJKGhmf3c

https://www.eonline.com/news/539137/finally-you-can-watch-a-24-hour-channel-dedicated-only-to-cats

Poor meeces to pieces…

Oh how I’d love for him to set his drink down on the end table so I could finally exact my revenge!

I’d like to enter our black cat, Jett into the contest. Is there an online form?

My son’s cat will make a start for the dot, stop, and then turn and face the person with the pointer as if to say :is that all you’ve got?"

About the same as watching any other sport.

mmmm … Just the way I like them, Crunchy and Dead. Can’t get enough of that crackly crunch.

The ‘dead’ rats are moving.

Crunchy rats, are they in my grocery store?

Python is offering Chrunchy Frogs.

I’m surprised he hasn’t joined the contest.

Or what we’ve found here is that occasionally the outside light will reflect inside on our living room ceiling. That can drive the girls here to frustration. If it’s caused by something mobile we can play with the reflections and really exercise them.