Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 27, 2022

I must have missed seeing that in our store. Probably a special order item?

Gary is capable of kidding, all right. It’s adulting he has a problem with!

Looking at the date, it’s old spice.

For special occasions….

Curry works better if you don’t have milk allergies.

Like Saffron, it’s very costly, Gary…

Ground or whole?

If Gary is kidding, he got Leo good which is rare.

Would Gary try to kid you, Leopold?

I am nevertheless surprised that Gary’s cabinet stocks human allspice these days. Or is the stuff hundreds of years old and gone bad?