La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for July 25, 2022

tacos, yakisoba, falafel, gyros… the list goes on with those vendors

All I see is an oddly shaped black blob.

You don’t want to go in anyway, sharks are everywhere.

All I see is the lovely Vero.

That’s why smart towns set up a boardwalk back from the beach to keep vendors from occupying valuable sand space. Of course, Pismo Beach overdid it with an elevated boardwalk that spoils the view.

No Vero, those are homeless people’s tents. This is based in L.A. right?

Thought it was an oil spill in the sand, which would also be relevant.