Monty by Jim Meddick for August 03, 2022

Still wet behind the ears

Have you tried shellac?

Silly boy. That’s why it also comes in a spray.

Fun fact – if this were real, and he stopped himself sweating completely – he’d be on the short road to a life-threatening medical emergency. We sweat for a reason.

I just hope the anti-perspirant doesn’t come in suppository format…

I guess he hasn’t seen or read “Goldfinger”.

if his body isn’t sweating then he could overheat, since sweat is our body’s natural cooling system

Always fighting the facts of nature in some bizarre fashion.

Funny! but, Monty needs stripes…

Balls. :)

“In the first place, I am a Winchester! We don’t ‘sweat’; we ‘perspire’. And in the second place, we don’t perspire.” — Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III, looking too well-cooled on a hot day in Korea

Seems a sticky wicket to me, Monty. You’ll be sorry when it’s time to shower down….