MythTickle by Justin Thompson for July 22, 2022

Rock on dudes! ;^)

There are a lot of commenters on social media who don’t have a brain … …

Would you call Mrs. Furgusonʻs kids gravel or pebbles?

They’re on grass, they must be stoned.

They totally rock, man.

Is Mrs. Ferguson an island?

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/the-whispering-trees-180968084/

There is an intelligence in all things. We just lack the capacity to recognize it outside of ourselves.

If a season is a heartbeat imagine how slowly, how DEEPLY trees must think.

I’m relatively new here. Did someone re-animate Vaughn Bode when I wasn’t looking?

It’s the common human name that makes this gag for me.

I’m a retired geologist. Rocks have been talking to me for decades. f you think about it, some rocks are composed of stuff that used to be alive, especially the limestones and fossiliferous sandstones.

Well, fancy that! An entirely different kind of sentience!