Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 03, 2022

Recently, here in Canada we had a country wide TV, cell-phone, Internet outage for over a day. Yeah, those messages really accumulate!!

I wonder how many days that is in Ghost Days.

I am so lucky, I might get 4 or 5 a week and I expect them. Only phone calls I expect too. Seldom the “My warranty is expired” ones.

The fortune teller should have seen that coming.

Most of it is just spirit spam.

Forward all those messages to a ‘dark’ crystal ball. Thus clearing up your clear crystal ball.

and 1200 of them are spam

If the law of averages is on her side, one of those messages is bound to be a rebate. ;)

Apparently, the occult is a bit spammy.

I bet this is How God feels when he takes a coffee break.

I was on vacation and had over 300 emails! I deleted them all! Not going to deal with that pressure!

This is exactly why you should have an unlisted crystal ball!

How does she read them? Her eyes are covered.

I’m guessing 1,204 of them are asking for Super Bowl predictions.

…and 1200 of them are spam

That’s the way it was when I took a vacation from work. It took me three days to get caught up!!!

I was away for jury duty for three days, came back to find paperwork on my desk stacked a foot deep!

She needs to update her spam filter.

A third of them are offering replacement windows, a third are offering an extended warranty for your car, and the rest are offering a cure for erectile dysfunction.

Siri, delete all the spam messages.